…Michelle Bachmann and Mitt Romney are unelectable–the former because her deranged ignorance and ideological excesses will scare off the so-called "independent" voters (the ones who decide U.S. elections), and the latter because his Mormonism will scare off evangelical Christians, an essential part of the vote for a Republican victory in any national election.  God Bless America!

ADDENDUM:  On the other hand, there's still the risk that the whack job Governor of Texas will enter the Presidential race, though he is also likely to send the "independents" fleeing.