This is hysterical, since it captures the narcissistic stupidity of this bourgeois nonsense, and it does so with cute photos of kittens!  (There's a puppy calendar underneath.)

(Thanks to Dean Rowan for the pointer.)

UPDATE:  Dean Rowan points out this from the source linked above:  "As usual, every bit of kitten and puppy dialogue is sourced from genuine social media posts. Nothing has been taken out of context or misrepresented—these are all faithful to the original courageous declarations which continue to delight and inspire."